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That is EPIC!!!!!!! I really liked how the lightning was coming out of his hand as if he is Zeus, the king of the Gods. He is showing h...

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Chapter 1:
Alexander

June 12, 2343

   On the deck of a large tree house in the Chartorla rainforest, Helen’s eight year old son Alexander sat on her lap. His ocean blue eyes stared blankly as he was awed by the twinkling stars in the night sky. Helen stroked his spiky white hair. Helen looked at the sky for a second and sighed sadly. She looked away as the sky reminded her of someone she lost.

    “Mother, what’s wrong?” Alexander asked her.

    “I’m tired,” Helen lied. “I think it’s time to go to bed.”

    The boy nodded as she took him to his bedroom. They walked around his wooden toys scattered all over the floor. His closet opened with a tunic hanging on the door. Cool air blew through his window Helen folded the blankets open and he jumped into bed.

    "The night sky is so beautiful," said Alexander as he was tucked in.

    "It is," Helen agreed.

    "What is up there?" he asked.

    Helen didn’t answer.

   "Maybe you will someday," she mumbled as she turned her head away from the window. She could still hear the shouting and wails of people being slaughtered. Her left hand shook as if someone was still firmly clinging on to her.

   "Mother, are you ok?" Alexander asked feeling worried.

   She shook her head. "I'm fine. I am just thinking about a story to tell you."

   "Oh great!" he beamed. "I love listening to your stories!"

   "Alright," she smiled. "This story is about a warrior who ventured out across the sea to rescue a mermaid."

   As the story put him to sleep, Helen stepped into her bedroom, she untied her purple robe and hung it in a closet. She then took out a white night gown and put it on. Laying on her nightstand was an amulet in a shape of two golden hands holding a deep blue diamond. She picked it up and sat down to look at it.

    Looking at it, she could hear her beloved’s voice. She could remember the time they met for the first time. The times they spent together flown through her mind. Tears build up as she remembered his last words to her. She stepped toward his window and looked up the sky again. Looking at the night sky made her think of her long lost love. She leaned her head against the window and a tear ran down her cheek. "Fabocusa, I wish you were still with me."

    She wiped the tear off her cheek. “How can I tell Alexander? How can I tell him what he is?”

    She held the amulet firmly to her chest thinking how her son would react. She thought, if I tell him, I’d lose him. He wouldn't understand me, not while still a child.

    Then Alexander burst into her room with tears running down his face. He jumped onto his mother's lap, buried his head into her chest, and sobbed.

   "Alexander, what is wrong?" she asked as she patted his head.

   "Everything was on fire! Our house was on fire; everyone was dead, the sky was black, I was being chased by monsters!" Alexander sobbed.

   Helen's heart fluttered as Alexander described his dream. The images of her traumatic event flashed in her mind. She held him tightly and she too panicked. She took a couple deep breaths as she tried to calm him down.

    He continued to cry. “The monsters are going to kill us!”

    "Shhhhh. No they’re not," she whispered into his ear. “There are no such things as monsters.”

    He shook. “Are you sure?”

    She nodded. “No monster would be after us. It was just a dream. I won’t anyone hurt you.”

    He looked up. “Promise?”

    She nodded. “I promise.”

    "Ok," said Alexander. “Can I sleep in your bed tonight? I don’t want to be alone.”

    “Yes,” she said as she put the blankets over him and kissed him on the forehead. “No matter what will happen, I’ll be here for you.”

    “Thank you,” he hugged his mother. Finally he went back to sleep.

                                                **********

    The next morning after breakfast, Helen and Alexander went into the jungle to collect fruit. Thick pink vines grew all over the jungle. Feathered monkeys with four arms swinging from treetop to treetop. Butterflies and birds flew over flowers the size of boulders blooming. The scent of the jungle smelled like hot cologne. The Vega star released rays of sunlight, which beamed into the jungle floor.

   Alexander jumped over roots and chased a couple of butterflies. After that he collected a couple of flowers. An old male Cobain farmer sat on a rock chopping up bowling ball sized fruits with a machete. He appeared as a reptilian humanoid with long silver hair, wearing a purple tunic. When he saw the boy, he smiled, and chopped one of his fruits in half. He handed the chopped fruit to Alexander. Alexander thanked the farmer and hopped away while sucking on the juice.

    As they continued to walk down the road, Alexander pointed to the top of a tree. "Mother, there’s a lot of strapples on top of that tall tree.”    

    "Do you think you can get them all?" asked Helen.

    "Sure!" As soon as he said it, he climbed up the tree like a monkey. No one could ever climb like him. She knew that he had abilities out of anyone's imagination.

    When he slid down, she smiled at him and said, "You are amazing!"

    "Thanks Mother!" he said.

    "All of this fruit will last us for about two weeks. You make me so happy every day!" she said.

    "Thanks! But I am wondering why we're different from uncle and everyone else?" Alexander asked.

    She almost dropped the basket when she heard his question. She knew the answer, but she felt like he wasn't ready to hear that answer. So she was trying to come up with a lie that sounded truthful.

   "Well there are different kinds of people, your uncle and the people of this city are one race. The other races live on the other side of the world," she lied.

   "Well can we meet with them?" he asked.

   "When you get older, you can meet them," she said.

   "How come my father is not here with us?" he asked another serious question.

   Helen paused and froze trying to come up with another good lie. She took a deep breath and said sadly, "The reason your father is not with us is because he died of a sickness as soon as I became pregnant with you. Your uncle Nadnerb looked after me throughout my pregnancy."

   "I really don't know my father very well," he said. "Could you tell me more about him?"

   "I will tell you later," she said. "Right now, I would like to teach you the alphabet."

   "Ok," he agreed and they headed back to the house.

                                      **********

   Meanwhile, a male Cobain in a purple tunic named Nadnerb entered with city to visit the Great Cathedral. Down the market, the Cobains placed their wooden carts at the sides of the streets to sell their goods. A few offered fish, fruits, meats, and vegetables. They wore variation of tunics, cloaks, and togas. A couple of them had giant furry lizards pulling their carts around. The children ran around playing with balls made of socks.  

   The Cathedral was two stories high with one side showing their gods creating the heaven and life. The other side of the Cathedral showed them fighting off, imprisoning demons in their Underworld. Each corner had a clock tower with a god spreading its wings at the top as if it was spreading light over the Cobain world.

   When he got inside the cathedral, he walked down the cold stone stairs. The place became dark as he reached the bottom of the stairs. Water dripped down from the ceiling in the tunnel. He entered a chamber lit with melting candles. Cobain priests in brown cloaks looked up the engraved stone dome ceiling.

    One cloaked priest pulled her hood as she greeted Nadnerb. "Welcome Nadnerb."

    “Thank you Noremac,” Nadnerb nodded. “Why was I summoned here?”

    Noremac explained. “Ever since Helen and Alexander came to this world, we had you look after them since he was born. What do you see in him?”

    Nadnerb said, “I really don’t know. He and Helen are completely different from us. He has some super speed and strength for a child. That is all I see in him.”

    Noremac looked back up the ceiling. “This dome tells us the story of our gods. As they created this world, we rose from the soils. They gave us water to drink, game to hunt for food. They taught us how to build farms, then villages, then towns, and finally cities. They have always been living over us for thousands of years.”

    “How can Alexander be part of this?” Nadnerb asked.

    “Look at this statue,” Noremac walked up to a statue of a snow-skinned man wearing a toga and holding a spear. “This boy has resembles of the gods who looked over us.”

    Nadnerb said, “I don’t understand why we can’t see the gods anymore.”

    Noremac looked back at the ceiling again. “As we raised our rises with their help, a great fire shined bright throughout the sky and our world. We hid underground as it happened. As the fire in the sky was out, the gods were gone. The loss of the gods plagued us, fearing that the demons would break free from the Underworld and conquer the sky. We kept praying for the gods to come back, hoping that the demons would run back away.”

    “The great fire consumed the sky thousands of years ago,” said Nadnerb. “The demons would have arrived by now.”

    “But they may arrive,” said Noremac with concern. “The question is when.”

    “What about Alexander’s arrival?” Nadnerb asked.

    “On the other side of this ceiling,” Noremac continued. “There is another picture to this future. Here as the demons consumes the sky, one of the gods return and descends down to our world. There this god unleashed all his powers and all the demons tore apart by his presence. The god hovers over us as peace is restored.”

    Nadnerb looked at the engraved pictures more. “So you’re saying that Alexander is the god who would save us from the upcoming demons?”

    Noremac nodded. “You must understand that this boy is the god who would save us from damnation. He doesn’t know much about himself yet. But when he does, he must know he is the chosen one. Make sure you and Helen keep him secured from outsiders. He must learn and control his powers. No one should lay a hand on him except his mother.”

    Nadnerb nodded and left the chamber. As Nadnerb walked out, a face wrinkled Cobain woman with silvery hair was waiting at the door. She wore a worn out leather robe. She carried a bag filled with divining tools, and no one knew what.

    "Can I help you?” Nadnerb asked.

    “I am a fortune teller,” she said. “I am hoping to see the future of that child. Please.”

    Nadnerb put his hands up. "I am sorry Madam, the high priest orders everyone to stay away from him. He is not ready to know about his future. He's only a child."

   "He is a very special child. I am eager to know what his future is going to be like," she said.

   "I am sure that the boy will find out about his future on his own. Now stay away from him and his mother," he ordered.

   “As you wish,” she lowered her head in disappointment and walked away.

                                         **********

   That night Alexander was tucked in bed, his mind kept racing as he thought of his dream last night. Why were the monsters killing people? What do they want with me? What am I? He couldn’t get to sleep, fearing he would have that dream again. The wind blew into his room through the window.

    Them he heard his mother talking to Nadnerb out on the deck. He got out of his bed and leaned against the window to listen to their conversation. There are things my mother is keeping from me, he thought. I got to found out what it is.

    As Alexander listened, Nadnerb said to Helen. “Alexander should know about himself.”

    “I can’t tell him,” Helen shook her head. “He would never understand me.”

    Understand what, Alexander thought.

    "I think it is close to the time that he should know," said Nadnerb.

    "No! I can't tell him. I am scared to tell him what he is," she said.

    "I know that you have been keeping this secret from him since his birth," he said.

    She shook her head again. “You don’t understand. I lived in the heavens. I was the only survivor of the fall of your gods. His father sacrificed himself so Alexander could be born. How can I tell him everything I have been through?”

    He asked. “What would happen if you tell him?”

    She lowered her head. “He would be never love me again and use his powers against us if he finds out.”

    “He would not,” said Nadnerb.

    Alexander retreated from the windows in shock. His mother had been keeping a secret about him. He sat in his bed shaken up by the conversation. His mother was from the heavens and he is born as the god for the Cobains. What powers I have, he thought. What is it about me that keep my mother from telling me about?

    He could still hear the two talking. Then Nadnerb said, “We must secure Alexander from others until he knows more about him, master his skills, and accept his destiny.”

    “Does this have to be now?” Helen asked with concern.

    “People wanted to be with him,” said Nadnerb. “There’s a fortune teller who wants to read his mind. She lives at the top of a hill in the Jardi Meadow. We can’t let him go there."

    Helen stated. “I can’t let her read the future until he matures.”

    “If you don’t want to tell him now, that is fine,” said Nadnerb. “Only you would tell him. You are still a good mother.”

    “Alright,” Helen nodded.

    Alexander thought, there is a person would can read my future? My mother would not tell me what I am yet. But I need to know what it is. The fortune teller lives at the Jardi Meadow, I know where that is. I need to go see her so I can find the answers.
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    (Chuck runs into room panicking.)

    Chuck: Guys, zombies are running into this building!

    Everyone: Zombies!

    NC: You’re joking, right?

    Chuck: Look!

    (The gang looked through the window and zombies with tentacles coming out of their mouths running towards Nostalgia Critic’s office.)

    Chuck: oh my god, their Las Plagas zombies!

    Tyson: Their what?

    Chuck: Zombies that are reanimated by parasites with mouth tentacles.

    NC: Does anyone have a weapon?

    (The directors shook their head no.)

    NC: I have one this gun with only 9 bullets.

    Chuck: I have a few weapons in my Buymore car.

    NC: Quick, get those!

    (Chuck returned with the rifles and guns just as the zombies burst into the building. Nostalgia Critic hides behind his desk as he fires his gun. Tyson and the others hid behind knocked over tables. Chuck calls the agents to get back for help.)

    Kasey: What the hell did you do Chuck? All the directors in Paul W. S. Anderson’s hit list are in Nostalgia’s building!

    Chuck: Kasey, we have zombies attacking us and we need your help!

    Tyson: I don’t want to die!

    Sarah: Paul W. S. Anderson directed the Resident Evil movies so he is the only person who has access to the zombies.

    Kasey: If the zombies are from that guy, we got to go back to that place.

    Sarah: Nostalgia Critic, can you guys hold them off for a while?

    NC: They’re everywhere!

    Kasey: Nostalgia Critic, you have to finish reviewing the movie or this country is going to hell. Got it?!

    NC: Yes sir!

    (Nostalgia Critic continues to fire at the zombies while continuing the review.)

    (NC Voiceover) The volcano spews ash, lava, and flying rocks into the city. Houses were being set on fire, temples tumbled, and explosive rocks were smashing everything. People were panicking and running for their lives. Jon Snow and Mr. Echo head to the harbor, but Jon wanted to get Babydoll before Jack does.

    Mr. Echo: Milo, this is madness! We have to go to the harbor and find a boat! That mountain is going to kill us all!

    Jon Snow: She risked her life for me Attitcus. Risked everything for me! Without her, we would have been killed us in that arena.

    (NC Voiceover) Without her begging Jack Bower to spare him and her family and feeling so helpless, you guys would have been killed in that arena. All thanks to that stupid, helpless, begging bitch!

    (NC Voiceover) So our hero Jon Snow runs bravely up the streets to get to the villa. That house is so far that it would take an hour to reach Babydoll. She was locked in a room guarded by soldiers. The soldiers died and her friend/servant couldn’t open the door. Jon Snow arrives and breaks the door open like a boss.

    Babydoll: You came back for me.

    (NC Voiceover) Well duh, I’m supposed to come back and save you. I am the main hero in this movie aren’t I?

    (NC Voiceover) The cliff collapses and half of the villa begins to fall into the sea. The time slows as Babydoll’s friend/servant runs to get to them. With slow motion and dramatic music, she fells to her death.

    NC: Well, that was pointless.

    (NC Voiceover) Kiefer’s soldiers try to get to the harbor and decided to block the street and kill people. Really? Mr. Echo tried to get to the harbor. But the volcano made a tsunami and the harbor was destroyed, leaving part of the city flooded. Mr. Echo runs back to into the streets as he saves a mother and child from that giant wave. Making this scene even more pointless.

    Tyson: According to historical records, tsunamis did occur, but there were mild ones. They were not that big that they would flood the city.

    NC: You get extra bullets for your shotgun if you tell more about the eruption.

    Tyson: The eruption in 79 AD was a Plinian type, named after both Pliny the Elder and Younger. The nature of this eruption is that it releases tons of ash and rock into the sky and blankets everything in the surrounding area. There were no volcanic bombs. There were massive quantities of lighter air-filled water floating rocks known as pumice. Most people who were trapped in the city died of suffocation as they inhaled ash and toxic gases released from the volcano.

    NC: I love this guy!

    (Nostalgia Critic tosses more bullets to Tyson and Tyson continues to shoot more zombies.)

    (NC Voiceover) Babydoll and Jon Snow run for cover as rocks fall from the sky. They got under a roof and wait for the rocks to stop falling. It would have been better if it was raining cats and dogs. (Cats and dogs falling from the sky.)

    Babydoll: Is this the end of the world? Why would the gods let this happen?

    (NC Voiceover) Jon Snow is like, “I don’t know and I’m looking right at you because you are so pretty.” They were reunited with Mr. Echo. He warned them that there was no way to escape. They have to travel south from the volcano. So they had to get back into the arena to get a horse in order to escape from the city. They decided to go back to where they were fighting before the volcano erupted earlier. Basically, they are going back to point A.

    (NC Voiceover) Babydoll runs to her dead parents as Jon Snow and Mr. Echo searches for horses. She goes alone with a blank expression on her face when she sees them. Then Kiefer sneaks up behind her.

    NC: How does he know she would come back to the arena? What the hell is he, psychic?

    (NC Voiceover) So Kiefer’s Romans are patrolling the basement of the arena as everyone fled from the volcano. He takes Babydoll away. Jon Snow and Mr. Echo fight his last soldiers in the arena. Why would they still be here?! Shouldn’t they just get out of the city instead of fighting in the arena? You got a motherfucking volcano in the background that’s going to kill you all! Think these things through!

    (NC Voiceover) Mr. Echo tells Jon Snow to rescue Babydoll while he stays to fight Jack’s assistant, who the last person was standing. So Mr. Echo fights that guy as if they know each other for a long time. This makes no sense! Why has a long fight if you don’t give us a reason why Mr. Echo had to fight Kiefer’s assistant?

    NC: Do I have to mention over and over that there is a VOLCANO BEHIND YOU?!

    (NC Voiceover) The camera keeps switching from Mr. Echo fighting Kiefer’s assistant to Jon Snow rescuing Babydoll from Kiefer. Mr. Echo gets wounded and snapped the sword. Now I would give one credit for this line,

    Mr. Echo: Let's see if a Roman can die equal to a gladiator. A gladiator does not beg!

    (NC Voiceover) He finally kills Kiefer’s assistant and fell to his knees as he was about to die.

    (Sarah and Kasey rushed back into Nostalgia Critic’s place. The zombies ran after the two and the agents swiftly shot each one in the head. The directors were then able to fight off the rest of them. Chuck on the other hand was getting strangled by one, but Sarah saves him as she kicked the zombie’s head off. Everyone cheered as they all killed the zombies, but that celebration ended shortly as a tall man in a black jacket in sunglasses appeared out of nowhere. The agents, Chuck, and Nostalgia Critic recognized him.)

    Kasey: (Aimed his gun at him.) Paul W. S. Anderson!

    Anderson: Oh my, I should have guess that the Nostalgia Critic would be involved with this CIA mission.

    NC: Screw you! We know that you were trying to kill those directors with your fucking zombies. It is all just because you can’t get an Oscar because of your super bad movie known as Pompeii.

    Anderson: Don’t mock me, Nostalgia Critic. The other way to win the Oscars is to kill you.

    (Kasey and Sarah got between Nostalgia Critic and Paul W. S. Anderson and aimed their guns are him.)

    Sarah: Surrender now, Anderson!

    Kasey: Or we will make you!

    Anderson: Piece of cake!

    (Nostalgia Critic continues to hide behind the desk along with the others. Sarah and Kasey fights against this bad director, who fights like Albert Wesker and Agent Smith. As he watched them fight, he continued with the review.)

    NC: I need to get back to this review before it is too late!

    (NC Voiceover) So during the chase, Babydoll breaks free and crashes the chariot into a building.

    Jon Snow finally confronts Kiefer and the two fight. (Darth Maul theme/Duel of The Fates playing in the background!)

    (NC Voiceover) Jon wounds him and a fireball smashes right next to them. The debris cleared up and Babydoll sees that Kiefer survived but what about Jon Snow. Few second later, Jon Snow pops out of nowhere and falcon punches him.

    FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!

    (Rewind. This is the move you should use instead. Jon Snow punches Kiefer Sutherland Dragonball style.)

    KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!

    (NC Voiceover) Babydoll chains Kiefer Sutherland up.

    Kiefer: Bitch! You bitch!

    NC: Oh my god, his accent is gone! This is even more entertaining!

    (Slow motion) You bitch!

    (High fast pitch) You bitch!

    (Slow motion again) You bitch!

    (NC Voiceover) Kiefer loses his accent just as Jon snow was about to kill him.

    Kiefer: Wait! Wait! Wait! Who are you to do this to me? I am Senator Quintas Attius Corvus!

    Jon Snow: And what is that worth, Senator Quintas Attius Corvus?

    NC: Shut up and kill the villain you emotionless fuck!

    (NC Voiceover) But nope he leaves him there just as the volcano sends a raging cloud of extremely hot ash down to Pompeii. He changed his mind as he leaves Kiefer to die.

    Jon Snow: My gods are coming for you!

    NC: Oh come on! Just fucking kill that son of a bitch! Stab him in the heart, slit his throat, or stab his face! It is not that hard!

    (NC Voiceover) The hot ash cloud blows right into Pompeii and Kiefer gets incinerated.

    NC: You know, for kids!

    (NC Voiceover) Then it races towards Mr. Echo. Apparently, he is still alive after being stabbed by Jack’s assistant. Yet he was able to stand up and yell at the raging cloud.

    Mr. Echo: For those of us about to die, we salute you. I die a free man!

    (Kasey and Sarah kept attacking Paul W. S. Anderson. He keeps disappearing and reappearing. Sarah and Kasey kick and punch, but he dodged their every move. Kasey gets thrown against the wall and Sarah is knocked out cold. Kasey tosses a tic tac to Nostalgia Critic.)

    NC: What’s this?

    Kasey: Eat it!

    (Nostalgia Critic eats it.)

    NC: Minty!

    (Then Nostalgia Critic flashes in his mind and suddenly knows Kung Fu.)

    NC: Hey asshole, over here!

    (Paul W. S. Anderson and Nostalgia Critic have a Mortal Kombat battle, which only lasted for a couple of seconds. (Mortal Kombat theme music) Nostalgia Critic knocks him down to the ground. Paul Anderson wounded and pinned to the floor.)

    NC: I am ending this once and for all!

    (Nostalgia Critic threw Paul W. S. Anderson into a chair. He ties him and forces him to look at him as Nostalgia Critic returned to his desk. He performs his finishing combat move by finishing his review.)

    NC: Paul W. S. Anderson, pay fucking attention!

    (NC Voiceover) Jon Snow and Babydoll rushed out of the city just in time. But wait, their horse throws them off as it was too week to run. Jon Snow wants Babydoll to go without him knowing their horse can’t carry both of them. Stupidly, she kicks the horse away wanting to spend the last moment with him.

    Babydoll: I don't want to spend our last moments running.

    NC: What the fuck! Are you that fucking retarded?! He wants to you to escape from the raging ash cloud! Instead you want to die?! You barely know him!

    NC: Before we finish this movie off, let’s look at those great memories they share together. Jon Snow kills one of her horses when they first met. She rode with him out of the party to get away from Jack Bower. Babydoll dumbly spared Jon Snow risking herself and her family. Wow, those are such romantic memories! (Sarcasm)

    Jon Snow: Don't look. Look at me. Just me.

    NC: Remind you of anything?

    Jack Dawson: Don’t let go.

    (NC Voiceover) Yup, I thought so! This is just copying the “don’t let go” scene Titanic, but added a volcano to make it original. WHICH DOES NOT WORK!!!

    (NC Voiceover) So for the last second they had together was them staring into each other’s eyes and shared a passionate kiss. Finally, the ash cloud shallows them up. The last shot we see is HOLY CRAP THAT IS TERRIFYING!!!! (Jon Snow and Babydoll’s bodies encased in solid lava.)

    NC: Let me look at that again. (See it again and jumps in fear.) Jesus, that’s scary as shit!

    (NC Voiceover) The moment in the movie is a horrifying shot of Jon Snow and Babydoll’s bodies sealed in solid ash still kissing as their love became eternal.

    (NC hacks his finger into his mouth)

    NC: Are you fucking kidding me? You call this film epic? Bullshit!

    Anderson: But it is!

    Tyson: It is not scientifically accurate. The victims of Pompeii were not mummified by the ash or lava. They were actually made of plaster in modern times, from material injected into cavities remaining from bodies left in the ash deposits.

    NC: What he said.

    Anderson: Oh come on, you got to give me credit.

    NC: This is stupid! You did not put any chemistry into Babydoll and Jon Snow! You put more special effects and action than acting and storytelling! Kiefer Sutherland as a Roman, were you on drugs?! This action was dumb! Jon Snow was still Jon Snow! I don’t know what you were trying to do, but you could only make Michael Bay jealous over this movie!

    Kasey: Not the finishing move I was looking for.

    (Kasey and Sarah handcuff Paul W. S. Anderson. Tyson gets to go back home with the agents. As Paul W.S. Anderson gets arrested, General Beckham meets the Nostalgia Critic in person and shook his hand.)

    General: Thank you for accomplishing the mission and saving our country.

    NC: Don’t just thank me; thank Neil Tyson and Chuck along with the directors. Tyson offered his intake on the movie and explaining what actually happened back then.

    General: Well thank you, Professor Tyson.

    Tyson: This was great helping out my friend!

    NC: But I didn’t finish review the movie yet.

    Sarah: You reviewed the whole movie and explained how terrible it was scene by scene.

    NC: I need to tell my overall of this movie!

    (NC Voiceover) This was a total rip-off of Titanic with Dante’s Peak and Gladiator. From what we know of Paul W. S. Anderson, the characters he creates are very pointless. The acting is terrible. We don’t feel a connection with these characters. Most of them have no impact in the film. Too much CGI was put on. It is scientifically inaccurate based on the tsunami, flying fireballs, and lava. The volcano was just put there to keep the audience entertained even though most girls drooled over Jon Snow’s abs. There are too many plots in one movie. Most of the actors were chosen for the wrong roles. We all know that the destruction of Pompeii was incredible. Documentaries and books have done well presenting this story.

    (NC Voiceover) So overall, Pompeii is absolute shit!

    (Jon Snow and Babydoll gets swallowed by the raging hot ash cloud.)

    NC: With that being said, I am the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to!

    (Nostalgia Critic throws the Pompeii DVD far away where he would never find it again. He watched with awe as it disappears into the horizon. The next morning, Nostalgia Critic heard a knock on the door. He answered it and it was Chester A. Bum holding the Pompeii DVD.)

    Chester A. Bum: Oh my god, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life!

    Nostalgia Critic: Oh no, here we go again!

The End
Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 4
I have remade my fanfiction of Nostalgia Critic reviewing Pompeii. The original fanfiction is right here. Nostalgia Critic presents: Pompeii I made my fanfiction so long that is it like 22 pages used. I went back to the movie and watched it on youtube and took a lot of notes to make my point why it is a bad movie to see.

Nostalgia Critic belongs to The Guy With The Glasses
Sarah, Chuck, Kasey, and General Beckham belongs to Chuckm the TV show
Paul W. S. Anderson is Paul W. S. Anderson
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Neil deGrasse Tyson

Part 1: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 1
Part 2: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 2
Part 3: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 3
Part 4: Reading
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    (Nostalgia Critic’s phone rings and he looks at it wondering who that could be. It was labeled unknown caller. Kasey and Sarah nodded at him to answer it.)

    NC: Hello?

    Anderson: Hello Nostalgia Critic. Hehehehe. It is I, Paul W. S. Anderson!

    NC: Paul W. S. Anderson, what the hell do you want?

    Anderson: Well, I just want to let you know that my film Pompeii will win the Oscars this year, one way or another.

    NC: It is a shit storm and I am explaining why it is. Other directors could have made this movie like Joss Whedon or Ridley Scott. If they were the producers, it would have been a great film. But nope, you ruined it!

    Anderson: Well that does not matter anymore because I will kill those masterpiece directors tonight at the Ocsars. You will never stop me.

    NC: I will not let you do this! I have been reviewing this movie ever for a long time and I will take you down!

    Anderson: It would not matter anymore. You will soon be useless to the world.

    NC: I am coming after you!

    Anderson: Good luck, you are going to need it.

    (Paul W.S. Anderson hangs up and Nostalgia Critic is very angry. The agents, Chuck, and Nostalgia Critic come up with a plan to hunt Paul W. S. Anderson and save the Oscars.)

    Sarah: I just tracked down his phone and his location is at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. I’ll download the coordinates into my GPS. I also have the directors’ coordinates as well so we will know how far Paul W. S. Anderson is from them.

    Kasey: He will be killing them at the Dolby Theatre. We better head there before he does.

    Chuck: Alright guys, lets do this!

    Sarah: Chuck, you and Nostalgia Critic are staying here. You could get killed.

    Chuck: So could you! I’m the intersect, remember!

    Kasey: If Paul W. S. Anderson finds you, the country is done!

    Sarah: Sorry Chuck.

    (An hour later, Chuck and Nostalgia Critic heard a knock on the door. Chuck opened it and it was Tyson.)

    Chuck: Neil Degrasse Tyson!

    Tyson: Hi there, I did not know you know my friend Nostalgia Critic.

    NC: Chuck, what the hell is he doing here?

    Chuck: Tyson knows about our mission while you were reviewing Pompeii. So he wants to help out. I kind of set up a party.

    NC: Party?

    Tyson: Don’t worry guys, I got everything under control.

    (Tyson lets in James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott, and Joss Whedon into Nostalgia Critic’s place. Nostalgia Critic realized those were the directors that are on Paul W. S. Anderson’s hit list.)

    NC: Chuck, if they are here, Paul W. S. Anderson would come and kill all of us!

    Chuck: He thinks they would be at the Oscars, so we would be ok for now.

    Tyson: It is a great idea!

    NC: Oh my god.

    (They have a party at his office. Chuck tries dancing around, but the directors found that stupid and boring. Nostalgia Critic stayed behind his desk hitting his head.)

    Cameron: Nostalgia Critic, Tyson told me you have reviewed Pompeii the movie.

    NC: (Jumps out of his desk.) Yes I have, in fact I have not finished it yet.

    Cameron: I hated that movie, it copied my film Titanic.

    NC: You are so right! Would you guys want me to finish my review?

    Directors: Yeah!

    Cameron: Now that is the kind of review I want to see!

    (Nostalgia Critic continues with the review.)

    (NC voiceover) The next day, Jon Snow, Mr. Echo, and other gladiators were taken to the arena for a big battle. Jack Bower creeps Babydoll again as she had to sit next to her.

    (NC voiceover) Jon Snow’s slave owner worried that the arena would collapse as he found more cracks on the walls. He told Ulysses S. Grant about trying to postpone the games, but Ulysses S. Grant said with an angry tone to not hold responsible and that they need Rome to help rebuild the city. Hello, your damn Senator is taking control of your city. Hell, listen to him instead of ignoring his warning. Come on!

     (NC voiceover) The gladiators were chained to a pillar. Mr. Echo got pissed that he was lied thinking he was going to fight Jon Snow. Then we get a shot of Babydoll and Jon Snow staring into each other’s eyes with blank expressions. At least show some facial expression for cry out loud!

    (NC voiceover) The guys in creepy mask praising in the arena, why are they here? Are they here for a comedic standoff, because it is not working! (Shot rewind having people boo and throw food at the masked men for saying terrible jokes)

    Kiefer: Let the games begin!

    Jon Snow: This isn't a battle. This is a massacre.

    Mr. Echo: How do you know?

    Jon Snow: Because I was there.

    NC: JUST EXPLLLAAIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NC: You don’t know that, we are all chained up into rocks! Jesus, look at the expression on his face again, it is just like Bella’s face. How many times do I have to nag you to show expression?!

    (NC voiceover) The other gladiators were dressed as Roman soldiers to reenactment the massacre of Jon Snow’s people. They fight them to the death! This makes Babydoll really disgusted by Kiefer.

    Babydoll: Is this what you call sport?

    Kiefer: No, Lady Cassia, this is not sport. This is politics.

    NC: Kiefer, you don’t know the meaning of politics. There is a difference between sports and politics. Politics is where you guys argue and fight over things. Sports are where you play against other teams for trophies. This is irrelevant!

    (NC voiceover) During the fight, Jon Snow and his ally gladiators were pushing and fighting the other gladiators away from them. Now this is also a ripoff of the Avengers, let me explain why. The Avengers were outnumbered as Loki summoned the aliens to invade Earth. These superheroes used all their power to fight off an entire army. But here, the gladiators were outnumbered and getting their asses beat. One shot I swear should be in it, a bearded guy kills a black man and Jon Snow gets pissed and kill him. Why did he feel sorry for the black man? This wasn’t explained at all!

    (NC voiceover) One soldier was just too busy galloping his horse around the arena as he was not participating in the fight. This is the Romans’ version of the merry of round!

    Kiefer: What exactly is that slave to you?

    Babydoll: Everything that you are not Senator.

    Ashton Kutcher: Burn!

    Kiefer: Then you should be please to know that your father granted me in our marriage.

    (NC Voiceover) Her parents stated they did no such thing and Kiefer threatens to kill them if she refuses. Severus and Trinity are the rulers of Pompeii! They should have the power to fight back Kiefer’s men. They should have soldiers of their own for protection.  But nope, we have two rulers that do absolutely nothing.

    (Nostalgia Critic rubs his temples as if he was getting a headache.) Did I ever mention that Kiefer’s accent is so fucking annoying?

    (NC Voiceover) Jon Snow and Mr. Echo broke out of their chains and Jon Snow jumps onto the galloping horse and knocked the rest of the gladiators down. Then the camera goes back to Kiefer and Babydoll for some stupid reason.

    Babydoll: If I marry you, will my family be spared?

    (NC Voiceover) The scene so focus on Jon Snow and Mr. Echo fighting in the arena. Kiefer and Babydoll’s threatening conversation has nothing to do with the fight scene. The shots keep going back to back every few seconds.

    (Nostalgia Critic moves closer to the camera and screams.) HAAAAAAAAALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (NC Voiceover) Then we had to have a long battle between Jon Snow and that random guy that wants his brother’s revenge as if it was important in the movie to begin with. Five seconds was how long that revenge fight was in the arena, FIVE SECONDS!

    (NC Voiceover) Now that the battle was over, Jon Snow grabbed a scepter and tried to throw the scepter at Kiefer, but his assistant blocked it. The audience cheered for Jon Snow and Mr. Echo for winning the fight. Kiefer sends his soldiers to execute them, but then Babydoll decided they live and the crowd cheered. Now this really pissed Kiefer off.

    Kiefer: What do you think you’re doing?! (Then he threatens Trinity) Madam, take your seat. If you want to live, you will seat down! Now!

    Trinity in the Matrix puts a gun on an agent’s head and says, “Dodge this,” Trinity kills that agent.

    (NC Voiceover) Babydoll taunts Kiefer and he sends her away to the villa to be locked up in a shed. Then another earthquake happened and Kiefer praised to Vulcan to stop the shaking and will kill Jon Snow.

    Kiefer: People of Pompeii! People of Pompeii! Vulcan speaks! Vulcan decrees that man to be the champion of Pompeii! Decrees that he is worthy to stand face-to-face against the might of Rome! Great Vulcan, we hear you speak and will obey!

    (Spock looks in confusion as he did not understand what Kiefer was saying.)

    (NC Voiceover) Kiefer’s assistant jumps into the arena to fight off Jon Snow as Mr. Echo was taken away. And then we get those masked guys speaking random nonsense. God those guys suck! Anyway, Jon Snow says to Kiefer’s assistant that he knows him and the assistant was already ready to fight. Then we have to waste a few seconds looking at Jon Snow’s blank face. How many times do I have to bring this up?! He breaks both Jon’s shield and sword in five seconds into the fight and gives him a better sword. They then continue to fight.

    NC: You know guys; I’m starting to think we’re forgetting something? The movie is called Pompeii and it takes place in Pompeii. We do know what Pompeii is. It is a city engulfed by a volcano. Wait a minute, where’s the volcano? Should it erupt by now?
    (The volcano erupts.) FINALLY, THE VOLCANO BLOWS!!!!

    (NC cheers!)

    (NC Voiceover) The ground rumbles and the arena collapses. Jon Snow pushes Jack’s assistant into the gaping crack. They got to the basement and continued to fight while everyone else is fleeing for their lives. Jon Snow unlocks all the cell doors and frees the other gladiators. Now we get a few second uprising.

    (NC Voiceover) Then we fast pace to the balcony where the roof crushed Jack Bower, Ulysses S. Grant, and Trinity. As Ulysses S. Grant tried to kill Jack, Jack wakes up and stabs him. As Trinity lay dying up the debris, Ulysses kisses her just before he died.

    NC: This looks familiar! In Matrix Revolution, Trinity gets impaled by debris and kisses Neo before she dies. Very original, NNNNNOOOOTTTT! Jon Snow finds her and she wants him to protect Babydoll. Then she died.
Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 3
I have remade my fanfiction of Nostalgia Critic reviewing Pompeii. The original fanfiction is right here. Nostalgia Critic presents: Pompeii I made my fanfiction so long that is it like 22 pages used. I went back to the movie and watched it on youtube and took a lot of notes to make my point why it is a bad movie to see.

Nostalgia Critic belongs to The Guy With The Glasses
Sarah, Chuck, Kasey, and General Beckham belongs to Chuckm the TV show
Paul W. S. Anderson is Paul W. S. Anderson
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Neil deGrasse Tyson

Part 1: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 1
Part 2: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 2
Part 3: reading
Part 4: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 4
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(Nostalgia Critic Intro Theme)

    Hello, I am the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it so you don’t have to. Thousands of years ago, a volcano, Mount Vesuvius destroyed the Roman city of Pompeii. This tragedy left millions of people all over the empire scarred for life. Only a few were alive to witness it. The eruption left many of them confused and afraid. And we can agree, it is………..Ok, you know the punchline! This is Pompeii the movie, not the actual event!

    (NC Voiceover) We first begin with opening credits with the director labeled Paul W. S. Anderson.

    I’m not lying, Pompeii is directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. The same guy that did the Resident Evil films, Alien vs. Predator, and Mortal Kombat. That bastard! Every time I watch his films I want to blow my head off! Which I almost did.

    (NC Voiceover) The film starts with a quote from Pliny the Younger telling the horror of the destruction of Pompeii. Then shows bodies of the victims who got caught in the volcanic eruption.  Thank you for giving away the ending, Paul W. S. Anderson!

    (NC Voiceover) Then we find ourselves in Britannia, 62 A.D where a little boy wakes up as the Romans wiped out an entire village. Wow he is just stood around watching all of his people get slaughtered as if he does not know what the hell is going on. His mother grabs him and a second later she gets run over by a horse. Wow, that was pointless. These Roman soldiers are being led by Kiefer Sutherland.

    (Nostalgia Critic slaps himself in the head finding that stupid.) Kiefer Sutherland?! You got to be shitting me! He does not sound like a Roman!

    (NC Voiceover) Anyway, Kiefer kills a woman and they dragged her and her son into a pile of bodies. What a surprise, the boy was still alive and then got captured.

    (NC Voiceover) A few years later, we see him now grown up to be Jon Snow. He is a badass gladiator with a slick bread, tight big abs, and long black hair. I am not kidding. A lot of girls who saw this movie went nuts over his abs.

Two hours ago,

    Tamara: (Went into Nostalgia Critic’s movie room while he started watching Pompeii. She saw the abs of Jon Snow.) Oh my god, his abs! He has such nice abs!

    NC: (Jumped off his couch as he was started.) Tamara, I am busy right now! Could you just leave for a while?

    Tamara: But he has such beautiful abs!

    NC: Get out!

    (Tamara leaves his movie room. Nostalgia Critic turned to see her head peeking through the window. She kept her eyes on Jon Snow’s abs.)

    NC: Get out! (He closed the curtains and continued to watch the movie.)
And now back to the present,

    The problem with him hits right now, he shows no emotion as he was about to fight other gladiators. Oh, what is his name actually?

    "They called him the Celt."

    Well, that is what they call him then.

    (NC Voiceover) Now we get to watch a few seconds of him staring blankly at the other gladiators. Staring, staring, still staring. (Nostalgia Critic hits a bell hanging over his desk.) And their off! He killed the other gladiators and stormed out of the arena.

    (NC Voiceover) Then the movie shows us the map of Europe showing only London and Pompeii. They don’t show where they travel. Did they go by sea or across land? Apparently they have the slaves walk in chains all the way from London to Pompeii. If that were the case, then it would take months to walk that far.

    (NC Voiceover) A carriage rolled passed the slave as it was coming from Rome. Gee, I wonder who that could be. (Sarcasm) In the carriage was Babydoll and either her friend or servant. I don’t know! Anyways, the carriage hit a deep puddle in the road. One of the horses fall one its side and broke its leg. Jon Snow insisted on helping it because he is Irish and lived with horses. As Babydoll allowed him to help the horse, he snapped its neck. (Nostalgia Critic’s mouth opened with shock.) His slave keeper chained him back up and Babydoll gets a couple of minutes to admire his body.

    Servant: Why would the brute do that?

    Cassia: Because it was the kindest thing to do.

    (Crickets. Nostalgia Critic was speechless.)

    WHAT! Babydoll has admired him as if killing her horse never happened. What? Jon Snow puts the horse out of its misery and she finds that attractive and the kindest thing to do? This makes absolutely no sense at all! I’m guessing Paul Anderson had to come some random way to get the two to meet. What the fuck!

    (NC Voiceover) We then finally get a glimpse of the one and only Pompeii with the giant volcano next to it. The volcano has an open crater, an open crater?

    (Someone was calling for Nostalgia Critic on Skype. The agents and Chuck stopped thinking it could be Paul W. S. Anderson. Sarah nodded for him to answer it. It wasn’t Paul W. S. Anderson, it was Neil Degrasse Tyson.)

    Tyson: Hi Critic!

    NC: Hey Tyson, what is up?

    Tyson: I just want to know what you are up to.

    NC: (He looked at the agents making sure he does not blow their cover.) I am in the middle of reviewing that Pompeii movie directed by Paul W. S. Anderson.

    Tyson: That movie is very scientifically inaccurate. Perhaps I would assist you by providing accurate information about the eruption.

    NC: Perfect! I just got to the part where they finally got to Pompeii and that volcano has an open crater.

    Tyson: Before that volcano erupted, it looked like an ordinary mountain with vast amounts of vegetation and no crater. The volcano to erupt many times, leaving an opened crater which we see today.

    NC: Thank you, you get brownie points!

    (NC Voiceover) They finally got to the city and Babydoll decided to leave her carriage. She strode all across the city to her private villa where she was reunited with her family, her father Ulysses S. Grant from Lincoln and mother Trinity from The Matrix. I am not lying, Trinity is in this movie.

    Cassia: I couldn’t not spend another day in Rome. Too many arrogant men who flatter you with their presence.

    Trinity: It sounds like my baby isn’t a child.

    What does that have to do with her leaving Rome early? She then hugs her father and he tried not to cry. He told her not to tell anyone about it. Ok, then.

    Ulysses S. Grant: Is this all your luggage? What did you do, packed the entire city of Rome?

    Yup, we do know another thing, she spends a lot of money like a spoiled brat.
    (Clip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the girl sings, “I want it now!”)

    (NC Voiceover) Jon Snow was taken to the dungeon along with other gladiators. One douchebag came up to him while eating wanting to kill him. Jon Snow fights and karate chop his ass. He was then thrown into a cell where Mr. Echo is his cellmate. Mr. Echo says, “You owe me too rations Celt.” And Jon Snow says nothing.

    (NC Voiceover) We get a glimpse of the crater of Mt. Vesuvius filled with lava. One of the servants rode one of the horses. Then an earthquake happened and he fell into a big crack. Wow, what a surprise. Bye bye.

    Tyson: Like I said, Mt. Vesuvius did not have an open crater before it erupted. Since it is a stratovolcano, it cannot have a lake of lava based on the magma content. If it were to release lava, it would not go very far because it is rich in silica.

    NC: Another brownie point for my man!

    (NC Voiceover) Jon Snow woke the next morning and sees Mr. Echo staring at the candles and a stick thing. Mr. Echo seems to be a threat to Jon Snow and asked what his name is.

    Mr. Echo: What is your name? We will have to speak at some point.

    Jon Snow: No, we don't. What we have to do is kill each other at some point. So my name's my own, I have no interest in learning yours.

    (NC Voiceover) Well, they are good cellmates for the moment. And you know what? I would be nice if you tell us your name!

    Romans: They call him The Celt.

    NC: I know that! But we need to know his real name. Otherwise I’m just going to call him Jon Snow.

    (NC Voiceover) During their training, the head guard told him that he will have one more fight to win and he would be free the next day. But first he must chose who he wants to kill.

    Mr. Echo: Now who's the poor bastard who has to die for my freedom?

    (NC Voiceover) And what do you know, Jon Snow volunteers and they have their first fight in the arena. During their fight, he taunts Jon Snow saying that Jon Snow is too weak and obvious to be a champion like him. He hoped that he would get a chance to kill him. The camera focused on them too close and I don’t know what the hell is going on. Eventually, Jon Snow knocked him down and another gladiator tries to kill him from the back. Then Mr. Echo saves him. What? He wants to kill Jon Snow, but saved him?

    Jon Snow: Why did you save my life?

    Mr. Echo: No gladiator should die from a blade to the back. When you die it should be to the front and it will come from my hand.

    Jon Snow: Well, I can make you a better promise: When you die, it will be quick and it will come from my hand.

    NC: How about you say thank you for saving my life? I really can’t stand looking at the expression on Jon Snow’s face when he said that. Mr. Echo continues to taunt him and Jon Snow does not seem afraid or angry at him. He looks like Bella Swan from Twilight. (Nostalgia Critic has a picture of Bella Swan to compare her expression with Jon Snow’s.) See? They look alike. Come on, give him some facial expression!

    (Darth Vader theme music) (NC Voiceover) Kiefer Sutherland arrives from Rome to take control over the city. As he enters the city, the citizens turn their backs on him. The soldiers set up camp at the front of Babydoll’s villa.

    Trinity: Don’t worry; your plan is nothing short but brilliance. Only the madman would the emperor be against in investing.

    Ulysses S. Grant: And let us hope that the emperor did not sent us one.

    (NC Voiceover) Too late! They entered Kiefer’s tent and happens to be a Roman senator. He’s accompanied by his lieutenant/bodyguard arrives to make business with Ulysses S. Grant and Trinity to reconstruct the city. As they meet Kiefer, listen to this. (He speaks with a funny British accent.)

    Kiefer: I am Senator Quintas Attius Corvus.

    (Nostalgia Critic snickers.) What’s his name again?

    Jack Bower: I am Senator Quintas Attius Corvus.

    (Nostalgia Critic snickers again.) Please tell that is the only time we hear that name.

    Jon Snow: Senator Corvus!

    Trinity: Senator Corvus!

    Assistant: Senator Corvus!

    Ulysseus S. Grant: Senator Corvus!

    NC: Well, there are not enough images of slaughtered bunnies in the world to give me not to laugh at that.

    Babydoll: Senator Corvus!

    (Nostalgia Critic laughs.) Ok, seriously, why the hell did Paul W. S. Anderson cast him as the villain? You can already tell without knowing he killed Jon Snow’s people. It is as if he got to put on a mustache! It is hard to not notice it!

    (NC voiceover) Meanwhile, Babydoll’s horse returns running around the villa. Babydoll wondered where one of her servants went. Then we see Trinity looking up the mountain. Is that mountain going to blow up anytime soon? Because I am!

    (NC voiceover) We cut back to Jon Snow and Mr. Echo in the dungeon. Mr. Echo continues to taunt him about killing him the next to earn his freedom. He even told Jon Snow how he would kill him. Yet Jon Snow said a few points about Mr. Echo’s weakness that would make it possible for Jon to win.

    (NC voiceover) Later that night, the two gladiators were taken out of the arena to the villa.

    (The film suddenly slowed down as Jon Snow looks at Jack Bower’s assistant.)

    NC: What the hell was that? Was the slow motion really that necessary? The assistant didn’t even look at him.

    (NC voiceover) At the party, Jack Bower wants to invest in making the city better, which makes Ulysses S. Grant uncomfortable.

    (NC voiceover) Next we get a shot of Babydoll and her servant looking at Jon Snow again.

    Servant: The slave who can talk to horses. He is a fine specimen.

    NC: He snapped Babydoll’s horse neck! When we saw him with a horse, he killed it! How does she know that he is a horse talker? From what we know, the two witness him killing that horse. He doesn’t talk to a horse, he kills it!

    (NC voiceover) Jack Bower ordered Ulysses S. Grant to fetch Babydoll with a cup of wine. He even creeps her as they had met before in Rome, making her family feel even more uncomfortable.

    Kiefer: In Rome, I thought we had an understanding.

    Babydoll: No. You had an understanding. One for which I gave you no cause.

    Kiefer: Your mere presence gives me cause, My Lady. A beauty such as yours has no place in a holiday resort like this. Surely, a creature such as you can have no home but in the Eternal City.

    Babydoll: Senator, I have no intention of returning to Rome.

    Kiefer: And if you were to return as my wife?

    Babydoll: Your wife?

    Kiefer: You may consider it a compliment.

    Babydoll: Senator Corvus, I believe you have mistaken me for the kind of woman who drapes herself across your lap in Rome. I have no wish to become your wife.

    Jesus Christ! Kiefer’s British accent is so awful, it’s like having Tommy Wiseau be the Voice of Darth Vader instead of James Earl Jones!

    (Stormtroopers captured Princess Leia and she came face to face with Darth Vader being played by Tommy Wiseau.)

    Darth Tommy Wiseau: Wow, you look so sexy!

    Leia: Darth Vader!

    Darth Tommy Wiseau: That’s me.

    Leia: Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...

    Darth Tommy Wiseau: How dare you talk to me like that! You shouldn’t hide any secrets from me! You should tell me everything! Why, Leia? Why, Leia? Please talk to me, please!

    Princess Leia Organa: I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan...

    Darth Tommy Wiseau: You're lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Leia!

    (Back to the movie) At a royal party, the gladiators were sexually massaged by ugly old women. During the party, another earthquake hit.

    Jon Snow: Is this normal?

    Mr. Echo: It is the mountain. It rumbles from time to time.

    NC: And Jon Snow was like, ok. Nothing to worry about. A little do they know, their lives will be in ultimate hell. And by the way, how does Mr. Echo know that?

    Tyson: Back then nobody knew the volcano was making the quakes. No one knew the warnings of the upcoming eruption.

    NC: Have you looked over the documentaries Paul Anderson? You should have done more fucking research! Seriously!

    (NC voiceover) One of Babydoll’s horses freaks out in the stable by the earthquake. She wanted Jon Snow since he is good with horses. He is probably going to kill another one for her. Just to be romantic! He gets into the stable and calmed it down. Then he thought, “Hey, why don’t I get away by riding this horse?”

    (NC voiceover) But Babydoll catches him the act. (Hum, hi there! I did not kill your horse. I swear I’m not trying to escape.) Busted!

    Babydoll: How did you do that?

    Jon Snow: I asked

    NC: Now you didn’t! You just slowly approached the horse and placed your hand on it!

    (NC voiceover) Then he goes on saying that his people were horsemen that got wiped out by the Romans. She felt sorry for him and he snapped at her thinking how a Roman can feel sorry. Then she goes defending, “I’m not a Roman, I’m a citizen.”

    NC: The Romans took over nearly the entire continent of Europe. I am not a historian, but I know about that for years. Pompeii is a city in Italy, what is one of the countries taken over by the Roman Empire years before the volcanic eruption. Anyways, back to the movie!

    Babydoll: After a year in Rome, I hope to never see that eagle again. Yet, here it is thrust into the soil of my home. My father believes he could bargain with those animals.

    Jon Snow: My father, he would have killed every last one of them.

    (Sarcastic laugh) Good romantic conversation.

    (NC voiceover) She warned him that if he gets caught, they’ll punish him. He offered her to join his escape. She automatically accepted it without getting to know him. La la la la la la! They rode the horse out of the palace and on the slope of the volcano. What the..(giggle) the (giggle).WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!

    (NC voiceover) Just where in the hell was Jon Snow taking her? The two strangers looked across the city and stared into each other’s eyes. But that all ended with Jack Bower’s soldiers catching up to them. Babydoll wanted Jon Snow to leave her so he could escape. But he turned down his escape because I don’t know!

    Babydoll: If you ride, you have a chance at freedom.

    Jon Snow: But at what cost to you? Tell the guards I brought you here by force. The blame is mine.

    (Nostalgia Critic writes something else down and holds up another cue card saying "What?" in even bigger letters and two question marks and a shocked expression.)

    (NC voiceover)Next Jack Bower was about to kill Jon Snow when Babydoll begged for his mercy. They were forced to watch Jon Snow about to get wiped many times. She begged her father to stop it, but he said this.

    Ulysses S. Grant: There is nothing I could do about it.

    NC: Nothing you could do about it? You’re a dumbass! (Jon Snow) Dumbass! (Ulysses S. Grant) Dumbass! (Babydoll) Dumbass! How much of a Dumbass are you?!

    (NC grabs a dictionary.) In fact, if you look up Dumbass in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of….(Then he sees a picture of Justin Bieber in a prison jumpsuit.) (NC slams the dictionary shut.) Well it should be you in there!

    Babyroll: Fifteen lashes and he didn’t make a sound. I could have prevented this. I don’t know what I was thinking.

    Servant: He made you feel alive?

    Babydoll: He made me feel... safe. A man like that does not need to die in the arena.

    NC: And yet you don’t know anything about him. He killed your horse, calmed down your other horse, and he has a sexy body. This really a rip off of Titanic. Rich girl falls for a poor boy. Jack is a poor artist, Rose is a rich girl. Jon Snow is a poor guy, Babydoll is a rich girl. You see the pattern here?!

    (NC voiceover) Another earthquake and Mr. Echo said that the Gods are making the Earth shake. Jon Snow believed that something very big would be coming soon. Maybe that something big would be a volcanic eruption. As Mr. Echo took care of Jon Snow’s back, he said with no emotion.

    Jon Snow: Tonight I saw the man who killed my whole family. Perhaps the gods spared me for a reason.

    (Critic is just stunned, putting a hand to his head)

    NC: Really, Paul W. S. Anderson. Did you hear that line? Out loud? Did, did you ever heard that line out loud? You couldn't have. You, you clearly couldn't have. I mean, you have Jon Snow’s family wiped out by Kiefer, treated most of his life as a slave, became a gladiator….. but cannot have one single emotion. He has the hots for Babydoll, but…

    Jon Snow: Tonight I saw the man who killed my whole family. Perhaps the gods spared me for a reason.

    NC: He can fight like a badass, but…

    Jon Snow: Tonight I saw the man who killed my whole family. Perhaps the gods spared me for a reason.

    NC: He can kill a horse with his bare hands, but…

    Jon Snow: Tonight I saw the man who killed my whole family. Perhaps the gods spared me for a reason.

    NC: He wants revenge for his family from Kiefer, but…

    Jon Snow: Tonight I saw the man who killed my whole family. Perhaps the gods spared me for a reason.

    NC: (jumps around a bit, gnawing on his hat, ready to pop) YOU CAN'T BE THIS STUPID! Y-YOU CAN'T! I MEAN, YOU LITERALLY JUST STATED OUT LOUD WHY THIS MOVIE CAN'T WORK! I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON?! I...I hate to clip from a shit movie, but...take it, Star Wars Attack of the Clones!

    Anakin Skywalker: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

    NC: YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, MOVIE? YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? YOU JUST MADE ANAKIN SKYWALKER A BETTER CHARACTER THAN JON SNOW! YOU DID THAT, MOVIE! YOU DID IT! THAT'S HOW BAD YOU GOTTEN! (losing his mind) THIS...GLADIATOR LOST HIS FAMILY TO AN EVIL SENATOR WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER POMPEII, HE WANTS TO WIN BABYDOLL’S HEART BEFORE KIEFER DOES, HE WANTS REVENGE FOR HIS FAMILY, HE CAN KILL A HORSE FOR ANY WOMAN, BUT…HE…DOESN’T…SHOW…ANY… (he has an epic giant smile on his face for a few seconds and lets out a loud shout while pictures flash behind him, zooming in on his face)

EEEEMMMOOOOTIIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSS! (he catches his breath)

EEEEMMMOOOOTIIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSS! (catches his breath again)

EEEEMMMOOOOTIIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSS! (then he lets out a girlish sigh and faints on the table)

    Mr. Echo: The Romans took my family from me 20 years ago. At night I try and remember their faces, but I cannot. But I know one day, the gods will bring me to them again.

    Jon Snow: My name is Milo.

    Mr. Echo: Atticus

    (NC voiceover) Finally we get to know Jon Snow’s real name!
Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 2
I have remade my fanfiction of Nostalgia Critic reviewing Pompeii. The original fanfiction is right here. Nostalgia Critic presents: Pompeii I made my fanfiction so long that is it like 22 pages used. I went back to the movie and watched it on youtube and took a lot of notes to make my point why it is a bad movie to see.

Nostalgia Critic belongs to The Guy With The Glasses
Sarah, Chuck, Kasey, and General Beckham belongs to Chuckm the TV show
Paul W. S. Anderson is Paul W. S. Anderson
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Neil deGrasse Tyson

Part 1:Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 1
Part 2: Reading
Part 3: Nostalgia Critic reviews Pompeii part 3
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How did I became a Metalhead?!

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 27, 2015, 10:18 AM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: Amaranthe


Hey guys,

     Ever since middle school and high school, I have heard some kids listening to heavy metal. When I first heard that music, all I heard was screaming, roaring, and loud music. The music sounded scary and evil and I hated it. I tried to stay away from the genre as much as possible for nine years. I have not listened to it through Middle School, High School, and College.
 
     The music I had been listening to for many years was rock and pop. I had been listening to music that was playing on the radio all the time. I listened to singers like Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Drake, Lil Wayne, Rhianna, Pink, Daughtry, Nickelback, Greenday, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Selena Gomez, Pitbull, and others club singers. A lot of people listened to it throughout school. They played this music in school, parties, in the car, and at home.

     But since I saw Miley Cyrus changed from Hannah Montana to a crackhead. She had fun on the VMA with Robin Thicke(Dick). Then she made a lot of fetish performances in her concerts and music videos. Nicki Minaj acted like a stripper and a prostitute and call herself a singer. Bullshit! Justin Bieber, I want someone to murder him right now. I can write a book about why I hate Justin Bieber. Pitbull sings about getting laid, being rich, being Latino, going to clubs, partying, and being Mr. Worldwide. SHUT UP PITBULL! Lil Wayne also sings the same shit. Robin Thicke, blurred lines anyone?!

     The more I had listened to the songs from all those singers on the radio, the more I realized I am not listening to music. I was listening to just crap that sends bad messages to our generation and the next generation. No one knows how bad mainstream music is! All mainstream music is about money, sex, drugs, and partying. That is not good! Those things I listened should never be part of music.

     When I realized how horrible the music on the radio was bad, I turned off the radio and never listened to that music for a year and I feel happy about it. So I was looking for music that is not mainstream music. My friend Danny introduced me to a rock band called Skillet and I got into it. It is not mainstream and I like how it is real music and the band are performing with passion. I listened to them all summer.

     As I continued to listen to Skillet on last December, I found a song on Youtube called The Nexus by a band called Amaranthe. I saw the picture of the hot woman on the thumbnail. I clicked on it and it turned out to be a heavy metal song. I thought about turning it off and I thought it is a metal song, but I decided to listen to the whole song. When the song was over, I smiled because that heavy metal song sounded awesome. I listened to it over and over as I loved that song.

 

     As I listened to that song, I started listening to other songs from Amaranthe and I got hooked by them. I listened to them while writing Hybrid and that helped me write better and faster. I really love Elize Ryd, one of the singers of Amaranthe. She is a very good dancer, her singing is beautiful, she is very nice and sweet, and never played mainstream music. I really love the screamer of that band as well. Everyone in Amaranthe is very talented. I have a good list of songs from Amaranthe I really enjoyed like Amaranthine, Drop Dead Cynical, Digital World, Invincible, and Electroheart. I got all their albums and have been listening to them everyday and really obsess with them.

     They inspired me to listen to other metal bands. When Nathan found out I am obsess with Amaranthe, he started listening to it and likes them. He also introduced me to a band he loves listening to and that was Nightwish. Night wish is a heavy metal band that combines European folk music with metal and it sounds beautiful. We listened to the whole album and I sync it into my mp3 player along with Amaranthe.

     Listening to Amaranthe helped me ski better. I have not skiied for 10 years. I kept falling and it was hard for me. Then I started listening to Amaranthe and Nightwish, I became a better skier and was able to ski at the steepest and most challenging ski trail on the mountain. I kept skiing everyday all winter as I love to listen to them. They gave me confidence and focused more on my skiing. I have become a better skiier because of Amaranthe.

     As I continued to listen to both Amaranthe and Nightwish, I then started listening to Kamelot, which Elize Ryd was one of the singers of that band and ended up listening more Kamelot. Then I have been watching many Youtube videos of Elize Ryd and see how talented she is. She has so much passion for music and she is never acted like Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry or Nicki Minaj. I then listened to bands that Elize performed with them as their guest like this song.



I then listened to Dragonforce and they are so good! Their music is like fast guitar playing with 80's style and that is cool. Then I listened to Delain along with Kamelot, Sabaton, and Arch Enemy and I love them. I am still looking for metal bands to listen to and I really happy about it.

For so many years, I have been hating heavy metal. But I was hating it because I didn't understand it. It is just music and there are so many subgenres that I want to explore in metal. After discovering Amaranthe, that made me listen to more metal bands. Nathan and I bought tickets to go see Nightwish and saw them live in Worcester, MA. That was my first heavy metal concert and I had a huge blast there! As I was in the concert, I was not only watching them live, I was living with them. There is a big difference!

After seeing Nightwish, I then went to another concert and saw Dragonforce and Kamelot. That was cool to see the bands I have been watching on Youtube and seeing them live. It is such a great thing to see them live and make me want to listen to more metal.

Then last May, I finally got to see the band that inspired me to enjoy heavy metal, Amaranthe. I have been going crazy throughout the show as I finally got to see them along with my favorite singer, Elize. I wrote a huge journal about my experience in the concert and finally got to meet them in person. I got my pictures taken with them and even got to meet her! She was excited to see me!

If you want to read that journal about me seeing Amaranthe, the journal is right here:
The Best Night Of My Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang!        
Guys, last night was the best night of my life. I drove three hours from my house to Worcester, Ma all by myself. I waited in line for two hours outside the Palladium theater. Waited five hours while

Me meeting Elize Ryd by CommnderShepard117
After I got home, I wrote a letter to Amaranthe thanking them for performing at Worcester and letting me get to meet them in person. Elize Ryd read my letter on facebook and she wrote, "thank you so much Crazy Iron Man Brendan! Hope to see you soon again! Kisses/Elize" Oh my god, it is awesome to be one of her top fans. God, I love her!

I love listening to heavy metal and I would choose that over mainstream music. I am still going to heavy metal concerts. The next one I am going to go see is Arch Enemy and then go see Epica! How cool is that?!

From last December to now, Amaranthe had inspired me to become a metalhead and I thank them for that. I am still looking for other bands to listen to and show how much I love it. I went from a metal hater to metal lover.

My name is Brendan. And I am proud to be a metalhead!


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Hey everyone! I am Brendan also known as Bclement117. I am a science fiction writer writing my own science fiction novel called Hybrid. I have been working on this story for such a long time. I have been bringing this story to life by writing it and posting these chapters to this website. After I finish writing this book, I will publish it and write more books in this series. This is for all you fans that love sci fi and fantasy. Please feel free to read the first chapters of my novel. I am open to any comments and suggestions! Enjoy!

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How did I became a Metalhead?!

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 27, 2015, 10:18 AM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: Amaranthe


Hey guys,

     Ever since middle school and high school, I have heard some kids listening to heavy metal. When I first heard that music, all I heard was screaming, roaring, and loud music. The music sounded scary and evil and I hated it. I tried to stay away from the genre as much as possible for nine years. I have not listened to it through Middle School, High School, and College.
 
     The music I had been listening to for many years was rock and pop. I had been listening to music that was playing on the radio all the time. I listened to singers like Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Drake, Lil Wayne, Rhianna, Pink, Daughtry, Nickelback, Greenday, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Selena Gomez, Pitbull, and others club singers. A lot of people listened to it throughout school. They played this music in school, parties, in the car, and at home.

     But since I saw Miley Cyrus changed from Hannah Montana to a crackhead. She had fun on the VMA with Robin Thicke(Dick). Then she made a lot of fetish performances in her concerts and music videos. Nicki Minaj acted like a stripper and a prostitute and call herself a singer. Bullshit! Justin Bieber, I want someone to murder him right now. I can write a book about why I hate Justin Bieber. Pitbull sings about getting laid, being rich, being Latino, going to clubs, partying, and being Mr. Worldwide. SHUT UP PITBULL! Lil Wayne also sings the same shit. Robin Thicke, blurred lines anyone?!

     The more I had listened to the songs from all those singers on the radio, the more I realized I am not listening to music. I was listening to just crap that sends bad messages to our generation and the next generation. No one knows how bad mainstream music is! All mainstream music is about money, sex, drugs, and partying. That is not good! Those things I listened should never be part of music.

     When I realized how horrible the music on the radio was bad, I turned off the radio and never listened to that music for a year and I feel happy about it. So I was looking for music that is not mainstream music. My friend Danny introduced me to a rock band called Skillet and I got into it. It is not mainstream and I like how it is real music and the band are performing with passion. I listened to them all summer.

     As I continued to listen to Skillet on last December, I found a song on Youtube called The Nexus by a band called Amaranthe. I saw the picture of the hot woman on the thumbnail. I clicked on it and it turned out to be a heavy metal song. I thought about turning it off and I thought it is a metal song, but I decided to listen to the whole song. When the song was over, I smiled because that heavy metal song sounded awesome. I listened to it over and over as I loved that song.

 

     As I listened to that song, I started listening to other songs from Amaranthe and I got hooked by them. I listened to them while writing Hybrid and that helped me write better and faster. I really love Elize Ryd, one of the singers of Amaranthe. She is a very good dancer, her singing is beautiful, she is very nice and sweet, and never played mainstream music. I really love the screamer of that band as well. Everyone in Amaranthe is very talented. I have a good list of songs from Amaranthe I really enjoyed like Amaranthine, Drop Dead Cynical, Digital World, Invincible, and Electroheart. I got all their albums and have been listening to them everyday and really obsess with them.

     They inspired me to listen to other metal bands. When Nathan found out I am obsess with Amaranthe, he started listening to it and likes them. He also introduced me to a band he loves listening to and that was Nightwish. Night wish is a heavy metal band that combines European folk music with metal and it sounds beautiful. We listened to the whole album and I sync it into my mp3 player along with Amaranthe.

     Listening to Amaranthe helped me ski better. I have not skiied for 10 years. I kept falling and it was hard for me. Then I started listening to Amaranthe and Nightwish, I became a better skier and was able to ski at the steepest and most challenging ski trail on the mountain. I kept skiing everyday all winter as I love to listen to them. They gave me confidence and focused more on my skiing. I have become a better skiier because of Amaranthe.

     As I continued to listen to both Amaranthe and Nightwish, I then started listening to Kamelot, which Elize Ryd was one of the singers of that band and ended up listening more Kamelot. Then I have been watching many Youtube videos of Elize Ryd and see how talented she is. She has so much passion for music and she is never acted like Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry or Nicki Minaj. I then listened to bands that Elize performed with them as their guest like this song.



I then listened to Dragonforce and they are so good! Their music is like fast guitar playing with 80's style and that is cool. Then I listened to Delain along with Kamelot, Sabaton, and Arch Enemy and I love them. I am still looking for metal bands to listen to and I really happy about it.

For so many years, I have been hating heavy metal. But I was hating it because I didn't understand it. It is just music and there are so many subgenres that I want to explore in metal. After discovering Amaranthe, that made me listen to more metal bands. Nathan and I bought tickets to go see Nightwish and saw them live in Worcester, MA. That was my first heavy metal concert and I had a huge blast there! As I was in the concert, I was not only watching them live, I was living with them. There is a big difference!

After seeing Nightwish, I then went to another concert and saw Dragonforce and Kamelot. That was cool to see the bands I have been watching on Youtube and seeing them live. It is such a great thing to see them live and make me want to listen to more metal.

Then last May, I finally got to see the band that inspired me to enjoy heavy metal, Amaranthe. I have been going crazy throughout the show as I finally got to see them along with my favorite singer, Elize. I wrote a huge journal about my experience in the concert and finally got to meet them in person. I got my pictures taken with them and even got to meet her! She was excited to see me!

If you want to read that journal about me seeing Amaranthe, the journal is right here:
The Best Night Of My Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang! Headbang!        
Guys, last night was the best night of my life. I drove three hours from my house to Worcester, Ma all by myself. I waited in line for two hours outside the Palladium theater. Waited five hours while

Me meeting Elize Ryd by CommnderShepard117
After I got home, I wrote a letter to Amaranthe thanking them for performing at Worcester and letting me get to meet them in person. Elize Ryd read my letter on facebook and she wrote, "thank you so much Crazy Iron Man Brendan! Hope to see you soon again! Kisses/Elize" Oh my god, it is awesome to be one of her top fans. God, I love her!

I love listening to heavy metal and I would choose that over mainstream music. I am still going to heavy metal concerts. The next one I am going to go see is Arch Enemy and then go see Epica! How cool is that?!

From last December to now, Amaranthe had inspired me to become a metalhead and I thank them for that. I am still looking for other bands to listen to and show how much I love it. I went from a metal hater to metal lover.

My name is Brendan. And I am proud to be a metalhead!


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